Oink
May 16, 2009 § Leave a comment
I was talking to my conversation partner the other day about swine flu [or is it the swine flu?], or more like she was telling me how apparently it’s getting more serious in Chicago as of late. I began thinking about how unappealing “swine flu” sounds — of course, being a potentially fatal disease, it’s not ever going to be appealing, although chlamydia cuts it pretty close. Swine flu sounds like something that would turn somebody into a bloated pig-like creature. If it was called “koala flu” or “white chocolate mousse disease,” the mental image wouldn’t be so bad. Or to help out the poor confused people, they could just rename it “wash-you-hands-and-you-won’t-get-it flu.”
Why Am I Not Watching This Show?
May 15, 2009 § Leave a comment
Oh, right, because NO modeling reality show is worth watching without the HBIC, Tyra Banks!
After the jump, some [NSFW] pictures from Make Me A Supermodel. From what I can tell, it looks like the male version of American’s Next Top Model? If you click the link to the whole gallery, be warned that some of them are actually kind of ugly [and one of them really really needs to mow the lawn, figuratively]. What! Get them off this show!
And if you are under 17, don’t you dare click on either the link above or below, because I promise you it’ll bore your underaged eyes to tears. If you are a straight man or a lesbian, this probably won’t do much for you either. And if you struggle or have struggled with a sex or porn addiction, then you should probably just leave now. Go check your email or something.
Put Me To Sleep
May 14, 2009 § Leave a comment
Oh, Emmy Rossum is still making music?
Emmy Rossum — Deeply Moving [click to watch, embedding impossible]
I liked her first [and only?] single but got tired of it after awhile, and this one doesn’t seem promising either. Rossum has the advantage of already being a celebrity, so she should have the resources necessary to make good music, and she does have a good voice, but this 22-year-old is as vanilla as Mandy Moore was a decade ago, and I’m not sure what audience she’s trying to reach by singing with such a high, airy tone.
The music video doesn’t help. The high quality is pleasant, but makes some parts seem fake, like she’s performing in front of a green-screen, and although Rossum is pretty, she really is not interesting enough to carry this whole video til the end of the song. Booooring!
I wouldn’t mind if John Legend put me to sleep. And by put me to sleep, I mean put me to bed, and by put me to bed, I mean . . .
Anyway, I didn’t know he had a new music video out, but it’s exciting because it’s my favorite song from the album.
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It’s interesting to note how many different couples he put in his video. White people, black people, old people, gay people. And at the end! Those shoulders! [!!!!]
I wish we gave it one more try — I wonder if you ever feel this way?
I guess this next video has been out for a while, but this is the first time I’ve seen it, though I’ve been in love with this song for some time. It’s kind of like John Mayer’s “Slow Dancing In A Burning Room” [which I just recently discovered] except not depressing.
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He kind of looks like Pierce Brosnan. That’s pretty much the only explanation I have of my slight attraction to him; it’s not that he’s ugly, just not my type. The music video itself is boring, but I spent the entire 4 and a quarter minutes staring at him fantasizing about James Bond.
How Could I Forget This One?
May 13, 2009 § Leave a comment
July 10, 2009: Bruno [NSFW]
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Borat was hilarious. I am definitely going to see this.
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Will somebody please teach me how to sing like this?
Sweetness! Best line, from Simon: “It’s like a dog meowing.” Then, “Would I like a dog’s meow? I guess I would, yeah.” Also, somebody please get Mr. Pritchard a hairstylist ASAP. His hair needs to be like Amanda’s [the female judge], irresistibly silky and soft. I couldn’t take my eyes off of it [and by “it” I guess I mean both his hair and hers].
After watching handfuls of clips of this show, I still don’t know how it really works. I’ve never seen the judges reject anyone, mostly because I refuse to watch bad performances, but what happens to the people who go through to the “next round”? Is Susan Boyle going to compete in a semi-final or something? I don’t get it . . .
PS. Sorry for all the videos lately. But it’s finals week, what else would one expect me to be doing if not wasting my life & precious studying time on Youtube?
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