Why Am I Not Watching This Show?
May 15, 2009 § Leave a comment
Oh, right, because NO modeling reality show is worth watching without the HBIC, Tyra Banks!
After the jump, some [NSFW] pictures from Make Me A Supermodel. From what I can tell, it looks like the male version of American’s Next Top Model? If you click the link to the whole gallery, be warned that some of them are actually kind of ugly [and one of them really really needs to mow the lawn, figuratively]. What! Get them off this show!
And if you are under 17, don’t you dare click on either the link above or below, because I promise you it’ll bore your underaged eyes to tears. If you are a straight man or a lesbian, this probably won’t do much for you either. And if you struggle or have struggled with a sex or porn addiction, then you should probably just leave now. Go check your email or something.
How Could I Forget This One?
May 13, 2009 § Leave a comment
July 10, 2009: Bruno [NSFW]
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Borat was hilarious. I am definitely going to see this.
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Will somebody please teach me how to sing like this?
Sweetness! Best line, from Simon: “It’s like a dog meowing.” Then, “Would I like a dog’s meow? I guess I would, yeah.” Also, somebody please get Mr. Pritchard a hairstylist ASAP. His hair needs to be like Amanda’s [the female judge], irresistibly silky and soft. I couldn’t take my eyes off of it [and by “it” I guess I mean both his hair and hers].
After watching handfuls of clips of this show, I still don’t know how it really works. I’ve never seen the judges reject anyone, mostly because I refuse to watch bad performances, but what happens to the people who go through to the “next round”? Is Susan Boyle going to compete in a semi-final or something? I don’t get it . . .
PS. Sorry for all the videos lately. But it’s finals week, what else would one expect me to be doing if not wasting my life & precious studying time on Youtube?
Look At What I’ve Been Looking At
May 4, 2009 § Leave a comment
Sometimes I wonder if watching images in the crystal-clarity of HD is better than seeing them in real life. The super-HD slow-motion achieved by this SprintCam v3 is making me lean towards a yes…
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Does anybody else have an aversion to Judd Apatow movies? CollegeHumor successfully points out their flaws in song form:
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Lately I’ve been irritated at the amount of “quiz results” and “top 5” lists that are popping up on my Facebook newsfeed — I know that Facebook is a time-waster from any angle, but those have to be the worst of all Facebook extras [including buttons, stickers, poking, food-throwing, etc.] because it’s so utterly useless. Who CARES which Disney princess you’re like? Or which evil dictator in history you could be?? Those superfluous questions were fun in middle school, okay?
Anyway, I’ve seen a lot of “Top 5 People I’d Like To Punch In The Face.” If I were to make one, T-Pain would definitely be on that list. People who cannot sing should not be able to make a career out of singing. It simply doesn’t work:
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The humor of Japanese people really has no bounds. They’re able to be hilarious without being vulgar, as evidenced by the prolific game shows that can be seen online or on TV late at night. If you’ve ever wanted to see frightened children fighting off a lethargic zombie, this is your chance:
Bike parkour? It seems better for your body than the regular stuff. I recommend starting at 2:50.
I Can’t Not Share These
May 1, 2009 § Leave a comment
The advantage of reading the blogs of gay men is that we generally have the same taste in men [visually, at least]. So when I saw these vidoes on BambooNation, I was pretty excited.
For example, this unbelievable Nike ad:
I almost died.
This video is also lovely; it features male underwear models jumping around pointlessly [but beautifully] on a trampoline [there is also a full-length version]:
There was also little video of soccer players stripping off their jerseys that can be viewed here.
Is it okay for me to objectify people like this? Probably not. Can I make the excuse that since images of barely-clothed women are so prevalent, it’s only fair that I indulge in my own way? Again, probably not. However, I do believe that my reaction to seeing a hot guy differs from the reverse situation. My response is to usually just stare [subtly, most of the time] — I don’t go jack off later.
On Wednesday, my sociology class met in a computer lab at the library for an introduction to using the databases for our research papers. Because of the different environment, I was sitting next to people I don’t normally see [it’s a big class]. There was a guy sitting near me in shorts who had perfect legs — long and lean, with a defined calf muscle. I can’t describe them without sounding creepy, but he was definitely a runner. Flawless legs are pretty hard to find, so it’s a good thing I had heard the library research lecture twice before, because I really couldn’t pay attention [well, it was also boring as hale]. He had some sweet kicks too — Nike Shox, which I usually dislike, but he was really working them. They looked kind of like this, yet not exactly:
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