Eat My Shorts
July 9, 2009 § Leave a comment
Today I am launching a new page on this blog; you can see it up at the top. Short films are often very well made and entertaining, and I am especially fond of animated ones such as the one that preceded Up in theaters or the one that played before A Bug’s Life [always memorable, that one].
Anyhow, I am not completely sure how to set up the new page to my liking [such as adding separate posts], but you can go check out which ones have caught my fancy. Not all of the posted videos may be formal short films, but I promise they will all be entertaining to some extent.
The World Is Ending
June 25, 2009 § Leave a comment
In other WTF news of the day, my brother’s friend is having his birthday party at a nightclub this Sunday. Sure, it’s non-alcoholic, but really?! What kind of uninformed parent takes 13 and 14 year old kids to a juice bar [that supposedly caters to 16-23 year olds] where they’re supposed to dance?! Really? A huge group of little teenagers dancing at a club? What the crap!
Also, Burger King just needs to stop. My favorite fast food place is slowly becoming loathsome because of its offensive advertising.
Truly Awesome
June 16, 2009 § Leave a comment
Since last year’s election was the first one in which I was able to participate, Barack Obama is the first president that I really know anything about.
Now let’s talk about the intense hatred I have for insects. Last Friday when I was drying my hair in the bathroom, I noticed a fat fly buzzing around. I quickly closed the bathroom door, trapping the unfortunate bug with me. It flew around frantically as if it had foreseen its impending doom. I opened the blinds, since flies love crawling around on windows, and waited for it to land there. When it did, I smacked it with a little notepad that was in the door and picked it up off the floor with some toilet paper, disposing of its remains in the garbage can. I felt the thrill of victory.
I was delighted to see today that ninja-like reflexes [when it comes to exterminating annoying insects] are something that President Obama and I have in common:
Worth Celebrating
June 10, 2009 § Leave a comment
In honor of my brother turning 13 today, I would like to start out this post with a little insight into his life:
I saw that on my Facebook feed two days ago. After recovering from my initial shock at seeing my brother curse in such a public domain, I proceeded to comment on his status, reprimanding him for his language. I checked back a few hours later to see if any of his other friends had commented after me, and discovered that the twerp had deleted my comment!
Nothing like a little shame, eh? Fine. I got the message. Clearly, my reproach is unwanted. Well happy birthday anyway, little punk! I hope he enjoys the $30 skater hat I bought for him [he had better wear that thing like it’s glued to his head].
Continuing on with the Facebook statuses, here are some more that I found coincidental in recent months:
What was baffling everyone, I wonder?
Ha ha if only practical, immediate advice were available every time I had a problem.
Obviously, those St. Louis ribs were delicious & worth discussing.
Coincidences occur on Twitter as well:
I have no idea what was going on, although as a Macbook user I suppose I should be more in the loop.
The gym is a popular place; I should really go more often.
Lastly, this ONTD comment just made me LOL in real life:
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