Why Is The Moon Lonely?
May 3, 2009 § 1 Comment
Apart from Pierce Brosnan, Hugh Jackman is the only hairy man to whom I am attracted — and I actually like Jackman better with facial hair than without [his character in The Prestige was just creepy]. So I was immensely excited to see X-Men Origins: Wolverine on Friday, especially after reading about how the film includes a scene of Jackman scampering around butt-naked [I don’t think the guys in the theater really appreciated it, heh].
I enjoyed the movie much more than Watchmen, with which I draw a comparison solely because it’s the only other superhero movie I’ve seen recently; not only am I better acquainted with the comics, Wolverine did not contain the convoluted politics and storyline of the former.
There are a lot of reasons the film appealed to me, but it all comes down to this: I liked Wolverine a lot because it was high action and low drama, and because most of the screen time was devoted to sweaty, muscular men with long legs and bulging biceps [yum!]. And I really like leather jackets.
What The Freakanese
April 21, 2009 § Leave a comment
What what [in the butt]?!?
New casting puts Slumdog Millionaire star Dev Patel in as Prince Zuko in The Last Airbender.
Social implications aside, okay, yay, they cast an Asian in a leading role, but they really could’ve tried a little harder to find someone who resembles the character. Oh wait, they don’t care! This movie is a lost cause. The dude playing Sokka is pretty cute though, to be honest. What are they all going to look like with weird anime hair? Dammit, now I’m curious.
O Boy O Boy O Boy
April 19, 2009 § Leave a comment

Although Harry Potter’s bath scene in Goblet of Fire made me squeal, I’ve always thought Ron Weasley was the cuter of the two.
The trailer:
And this comment summarizes my thoughts exactly:

I loved the 5th book, but the movie was vastly underwhelming, and experiencing that after the boredom that was the 7th book just killed my inner HP fire.

