Never Would’ve Guessed
December 14, 2009 § 1 Comment
I can never look at squirrels the same way again.
A week ago, roomie #4’s boyfriend started his car in one of the large student parking lots. Smoke began rising from his hood, so he got out of his car to inspect it.
“All I knew was that it smelled jank,” he said.
Inside his engine he found a squirrel trapped beneath some pipes.
“It was already half-fried and on its way to death,” he recalled.
“Little animals are always trying to find a warm place to sleep at this time of year,” roomie #4 added.
He ended up digging it out with a large stick and leaving it in the parking lot.
Hm. I wonder if squirrel tastes any good. Il scoiatollo sapore buono ha? That sounds like a good band name – Squirrel In Flames.