Why Is Life So Hard?
April 18, 2009 § Leave a comment
All day Thursday, I was craving egg drop soup. Unfortunately, the only ingredients I had were eggs [I’d need ginger, green onions, and cornstarch apparently] and was therefore unable to make any for myself.
Friday morning, I decided I wanted some hardboiled eggs for breakfast. I stuck two in a pot of water and went about other business. When I returned to observe the balls of cholesterol merrily rolling around in the water, I noticed that one of them had a long crack in it. Hmmm, I thought, I’ll just leave it in there and see what happens.
As it turns out, when one tries boiling a cracked egg, the egg’s insides stream out to form cooked little ribbons that float around the water and makes the kitchen smell exactly as if I were making egg drop soup. Alas, the egg could not be saved.
gg, life. I give up.
I’ve found a use for leggings, which I despise, especially when they are worn as pants!
This is a disturbing article about the prevalence of surreptitious upskirt photography. It’s not a new topic, but it’s important that women are on the alert for these creeps, the better to kick them in the face when they attempt their shady business. Just another thing to worry about as a woman. Damn.
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