Futile

October 19, 2009 § Leave a comment

What is the purpose of this?

Benefit’s lemon aid:

Our soft, lemon yellow cream helps to hide redness and discoloration on your eyelids. In a snap, eyes look refreshed, frisky, and ready for fun.

Eyelids can become red or discolored?! WHAT??
Really, who would pay $20 for this seemingly useless product? I’ve seen a lot of stupid things out there, but this one is just ridiculous.

Among other products I consider heinous is My Cleaning Trolley, via Sociological Images:

Note how it says “Girls only.” Sociological Images says:

There is nothing inherently wrong with toys that allow kids to mimic doing household tasks. Kids like to play at doing what they see adults doing–in fact, it’s an essential part of development.

Actually, my initial negative reaction stemmed from the fact that I wouldn’t want my kids trying to emulate some minimum wage hotel room cleaner — that’s not why my parents immigrated to America! White collar jobs only!

V For Peace

October 8, 2009 § 1 Comment

Hah! Wong Fu Productions created a mockumentary on posing for pictures, primarily the poses of Asians. My favorite 13 seconds start at the 10-minute mark.

POSER! — The history and evolution of the “Peace Sign”

Laugh Out Loud

October 2, 2009 § 1 Comment

I recently discovered the site People of Wal-Mart, and it is absolutely delightful. Why is it that I’ve never encountered people or cars that resemble the train wrecks featured on this blog? Here are some of my favorites.

How cute and cuddly are those stuffed…….OH MY GOD!

"How cute and cuddly are those stuffed…….OH MY GOD!"

More clothing needed:

Interesting wardrobe choices:

This one's my absolute favorite.

Hilarious caption: I think he has a onesie on…like a gangster leotard.

"I think he has a onesie on…like a gangster leotard."

How is this possible:

Just a goat shopping at Walmart…….I don’t see what’s so funny.

"Just a goat shopping at Walmart…….I don’t see what’s so funny."

Nighttime Searching

July 17, 2009 § 1 Comment

I searched Amazon.com for “Edge brownie pan” and these were some of the results:

Amazon Search

WAT.

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